Ask a Panda #1

September 6, 2006

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Hey everyone, I’m back from my Christmas vacation, just in time for the first edition of Ask a Panda.

I received a lot of questions this week. I can’t answer them all but I’ve selected the best one.

1. Were you the sexual harassment Panda from South Park episode 306?

Absolutely not. In fact, the «sexual harassment Panda» isn’t even a real Panda. If you look closely, you’ll see that he’s just a mascot named Petey.

2. What does Pandas think about Tom Cruise?

Well, nothing much except that HE’S A REVOLTING DELINQUENT AND A FRIGHTFUL, SMALL-MINDED SHITHEAD.

In China, we got an association named PAATC (Pandas Angry Against Tom Cruise) where we discuss, in a friendly environment, how much Tom Cruise is a butthole.

Here’s what a discussion might look like in PAATC.

Panda 1 : Tom Cruise sucks.

Panda 2 : Yeah.

Panda 3 : Yeah.

Panda 4 : You’re totally right.

On top of that, Pandas are overall way more popular than Tom Cruise.

Source : Google Trends

So, this conclude the first edition of Ask a Panda. If you have a question for the next edition, just send it to askapanda@hotmail.com.

Panda painted onto single hair

September 3, 2006

Wow, I didn’t know it was possible to paint on a hair. See this BBC NEWS article.

Imagine yourself looking at one of your hair through a microscope and discovering the words «I’m gonna kill you.» This is freaking me out.

Merry Christmas! (For Pandas only)

September 3, 2006

virgil-christmas.jpgYou probably didn’t know it, but Pandas celebrate Christmas on September 4. I would have probably spent a wonderful day with my wife and son if they wouldn’t have been killed 3 years ago by some DOLPHINS.

Fortunately, my buddies from www.ihatedolphins.com offers plenty of tips and tricks in order to kill DOLPHINS. I hope you guy are gonna help us exterminating those bastards.
Merry Christmas!

Moron of the day

September 2, 2006

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The Moron of the Day Award goes to Pastor Frank Kabele. This guy tried to walk on water like Jesus supposedly did and drown himself. More details here.

Talking about Jesus, here‘s an interesting explanation of the «miraculous» walk on water.

Baby Panda sneeze video

September 2, 2006

Have you seen that video where the baby Panda sneezes and scares off his mother’s ass?

Well, I just wanted to let you know the big momma on the right is actually the sister of my mother-in-law. That’s it. I just wanted to tell you that I know somebody who’s popular.

Ask a Panda

September 1, 2006

You got a question or would like to get my opinion about a subject? I’ll be glad to answer you from a panda point of view via my new weekly post : Ask a Panda

It’s easy, just email your questions to askapanda@hotmail.com and I’ll post answer every wednesday.

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R.I.P. Pit-Pit the chick

September 1, 2006

One of my best friend, Pit-Pit, passed out a few hours ago. He’s been accidentally crushed by a human foot.

Pit-Pit

Pit-Pit : 2006-2006

More about me

September 1, 2006

So as you know I’m a panda. I’m 24 and I live in Hartford, Connecticut.

Here’s my picture:
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Hello world!

September 1, 2006

Welcome to my new blog. My name is Virgil and I’m a panda.


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